Weird and Strange

Saturday night, not late, maybe around 9PM there was a knock at the door. Since we're over a week into September it's dark by this time. I wouldn't even call it nautical twilight. Bob discovered this strange Buddha statue on the porch with two Post-it notes. The first read, "Rub my tummy." The second read, "Worship Buddha."  It wasn't a Homecoming dance acceptance which we had been expecting.  Just weird....